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WOMANS
INTERNET womanWoman of difficult access.
SERVER woman
Always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman
They say she can do a lot of things, but you mostly use her to achieve your basic requirements.
D.O.S. woman
Everyone had her, but no one wants her any more.
VIRUS woman
Also known as wife, when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your
Resources, if you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything.
SCREENSAVER woman
She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun.
RAM woman
She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
HARD DISK woman
She remembers everything forever.
MULTIMEDIA woman
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
USER woman
She messes up everything she does and she ask always more than she needs.
CD – ROM woman
She is always faster and faster.
E – MAIL woman
Every ten things she says eight are non sense.
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© 2003 Dezign by fisha (fisha13@yandex)
